Verbatim

This post consists of a series of words that u'd probably hear in the 8 working hours of "our" beloved company ... Apologies if it doesnt kick u good ..

arrey bhai,dude,makada,tanaka,jaara-aara,bole,pet tight hai,kya bakwas hai,chor shaale,aaya govinda aaya,"I reject you,because you are a rejected person"(courtesy JIMMY),bhook lagra,shit(actually referred to 'sheet' by the speaker),kyaa rrre,what I mean is,cholegi,"kya saab","Ya Ya Ya ..u have to - it is your responsibility" (on being asked to drill a hole in water) :-).

Will edit the post if I find some more,which I will after its reviewed by the contributors :-)

And we have our first by Mr.dreamcatcher :-) :

Hellooooooo, Basically.., saab, g#$%iye, jaan pe aa raha hai, broker se milne jaana hai, ahg ahg :),CHAACH and AAACHAR ...

Keep em coming ..

Heres from our own Punk : "bas 3 mahine aur...","wo bole ki bole :)"

This is getting better and better :-),this , from our own "Sir" :
Hi s*deep...(the famous inturrupt signal), pok'e'r.. (pronounced with the right nasal passage blocked and a frog in the throat), bahuut achchhe, fundoooo yaar!!(as if more o'es will earn him a million $), hum toh p'A'hle hi kAh rahe the (Laloo ishtlye)..., dAd-mom(beleive me,the A is supposed to be pronounced like the "a" in "awk", "AAk" (techies, this is the famous TCP "ack" msg , and you thought that the code was crashing !!) ...